Rey Maualuga, stud linebacker for the 2009 AFC North Champion, Cincinnati Bengals was arrested while driving his 2003 Pontiac Sunfire earlier this morning! No, he was not arrested for driving a seven year old Pontiac although that might just be a crime in the fraternity of professional athletes. He was, however, arrested for driving under the influence in Covington, Kentucky when police pulled him over after he struck two parked cars and knocked over a parking meter. He also had an 18-year-old girl and a juvenile in the car with him. Now that’s drunk driving!

Maualuga, a second round draft pick for the Bengals in the 2009 NFL Draft, signed a contract totalling $4.66 million. Now here at speeduptraffic.org, we give a lot of grief to celebrities and professional athletes that overindulge on their cars so you can see why this is such big (and refreshing) news. Well, minus the whole driving under the influence part but still: chug on in your 2003 Sunfire, Rey. Chug on.

By K. Fitty Ditty

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