With bullshit like Twilight and True Blood for the masses to sink their teeth into it seems that vampires and vampire culture is just about everywhere these days. What has resulted are such horrors as Robert Pattinson becoming a household name; more idiots thinking they’re vampires than ever before; and now, said idiot vampire wannabes causing car wrecks.

Why did the vampire cross the road?

http://www.nbc11news.com/home/headlines/97293489.html

To scare a woman in Grand Junction, Colorado into backing her car into a ditch apparently.

By Kyle Fitzsimmons

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