Citizen’s arrest, Waffle House, and car surfing are three phrases this writer never thought he would ever use in the same sentence but life is funny like that.

A Tennessee man was enjoying a cup of coffee and a cigarette at the local Waffle House when he noticed a teenager attempting the ol’ dine and dash. In a fit of heroism that would make Quailman proud, the man chased after the teen in question and ended up on the hood of his car.

Instead of stopping, the teen sped up to 60 mph, prompting the man to fish his cellular telephone from his pocket and make this hilariously subdued 911 call:

Man: “Yeah, I need you to send a cop car to Highway 99 at Cason Lane immediately. I’m stuck on the hood of somebody’s car and they refuse to stop.”

Dispatcher: “Now, do what now?”

The teen eventually stopped and police arrived. No word yet on whether or not the waitress ended up getting her 20 percent or if the brave citizen was awarded free waffles for his efforts.

Regardless, we here at SpeedUpTraffic applaud you, Andrew Brian McKnight for  doing the right thing. Your mama should be proud.

By Kyle Fitzsimmons

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