I realize that "Nothing rides like a Deere" but when you wish your car was a lawnmower...you've got problems.

I have an image in my head of a swarm of children chasing after this car wherever it goes.

This idea wasn't thoroughly thought out for a number of reasons that really don't need explaining.

Sure, it looks like shit but at least you have a bar that you can cozy a couple of stools up to when parked.

This guy has a lot of money. I mean, so much in fact that he can stick it to his car just for looks! Oh wait, that's a custom paintjob...that he probably paid extra for.

Sure your window is busted and it's raining and you've got a flat tire and your wife just left you and your kid's a screw up but at least you can play twister anytime, anywhere. That's all right in this writer's opinion.

I wonder if the lady that owns this car has more or less cats at home than on her car. My guess is more.

Gives new meaning to the term "living out of your car."

Something tells me this guy relates to the character of Danny Tanner in a way that is not being a neat freak and raising three daughters with the help of his brother-in-law and college roommate. But what else is there...?

Times are tough. Even Batman's cutting back. He sold the batmobile for this hunk of junk and does his shopping at Wal Mart.