Okay, maybe not the actual Batman, but the state of Michigan will take all the help it can get and if that comes in the form of a renegade impostor named Gabe then bring on the Bat!

Gabe bought a beat up 1994 Pontiac Grand Am from Dave’s Towing in Ann Arbor, Mich. that looked exactly like this:

With a little bit of work and a lot of free time, Gabe transformed that mangled wreck into the world’s ugliest looking Batmobile:

The cigarette lighter doubles as an empty hole and the headlights roll back to reveal taggered leather coverings. Yes, the staggering unemployment rate, depleting natural resources, and Detroit: the world’s largest sinkhole, are all shaking in their boots in the wake of “Bat Justice” sweeping the state.

By Kyle Fitzsimmons

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