We here at speeduptraffic.org find that there are two types of people in the world: those who like their area clean and those who don’t really give a shit. Whether it is their room, home, office space, or car some people just throw all notion of orderly and cleanliness out the window. Since we try to stay focused on the auto aspects of society, here are a few cars that will most likely make your car look like it’s brand new from the show room.

Not quite as hungry as Harold & Kumar were, Frank & Ralph were clearly on their way to a more important destination and White Castle was merely a pit stop. A delicious, delicious pit stop.

Count it: somebody’s self respect was left in the backseat after this one.

The Volvo is one of the safest cars on the road. Somehow I think this one might be an exception.

I truly hope that toilet paper is for nose blowing purposes and there aren’t any little presents buried under that fleece blanket. Although judging by that mess, nothing would surpirse me.

This person must be living the high life. They have so many possessions they can purchase a car solely for the purpose of storing them all!

FOR THE WIN!

By K. Fitty Ditty

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With the millions upon millions of cars cruising the highways and byways of our fair land, there are bound to be one or two that stick out as particularly odd or unique, right? Well, the following ten cars make that prediction just a bit of an understatement.

I realize that "Nothing rides like a Deere" but when you wish your car was a lawnmower...you've got problems.

I have an image in my head of a swarm of children chasing after this car wherever it goes.

This idea wasn't thoroughly thought out for a number of reasons that really don't need explaining.

Sure, it looks like shit but at least you have a bar that you can cozy a couple of stools up to when parked.

This guy has a lot of money. I mean, so much in fact that he can stick it to his car just for looks! Oh wait, that's a custom paintjob...that he probably paid extra for.

Sure your window is busted and it's raining and you've got a flat tire and your wife just left you and your kid's a screw up but at least you can play twister anytime, anywhere. That's all right in this writer's opinion.

I wonder if the lady that owns this car has more or less cats at home than on her car. My guess is more.

Gives new meaning to the term "living out of your car."

Something tells me this guy relates to the character of Danny Tanner in a way that is not being a neat freak and raising three daughters with the help of his brother-in-law and college roommate. But what else is there...?

Times are tough. Even Batman's cutting back. He sold the batmobile for this hunk of junk and does his shopping at Wal Mart.

By K. Fitty Ditty

Popularity: 17% [?]