Sure, girls look good when they’re washing the hood of a car in a leopard skin bikini with their locks blowin’ in the wind, but do they have the same appeal behind the steering wheel? Unless they’re driving the car in that same exact bikini, the answer is no. Sexism and meathead-ness aside, letting a female drive your car is NEVER a good idea. Yes, your car insurance rates could suffer if she were to drive the car off a bridge or into an oncoming train, but those would be the least of your worries.

Here are the top three reasons why you should never let a female get behind the steering wheel of your four-wheeled vehicle:

1. Seat and rear-view mirror alterations. Unless you’re dating Xena: Warrior Princess or retired professional wrestler Chyna, chances are the female who plants her butt in your driver’s seat won’t be able to reach the pedals or see out of the rear-view mirror. Do you really want to be constantly adjusting your seat and mirror whenever you step foot inside your car?

2. Perfume smell. Take my word for it: Britney Spears’ “Fantasy” perfume smells nothing like a fantasy. Similar to animals that mark their territory with urine, the stench of a perfume-covered female will forever haunt your car if you let her anywhere near the driver’s seat.

3. Radio tweaks. As Chris Tucker so eloquently explained: “Never touch a black man’s radio!” Nobody likes to have their radio fu*#ed with, especially by females who don’t even think twice about replacing your Led Zeppelin CD with the new Taylor Swift CD. Can you imagine the horror of hearing Swift’s voice instead of Robert Plant’s? Oh…my…fu*#ing…god…

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Some Old retired folks play a trick on some other guy and make him crash -Very funny YAY- 1900 096 VIEWS AND COUNTING! THANKS PLS RATE!

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