Automotive news out of Blue Springs, Missouri today: A man went to the local Ford dealership to test drive a pick-up truck and left the dealership with three wrecked cars in his wake.

The photo above is proof that some of us just can’t handle pressure situations…or situations that involve using “REVERSE” correctly.

Really the only information available at this time is that he put the car in reverse on accident then hit the gas on accident and somehow managed to crush not one but two Mercury Milans.

No word yet on whether or not Livia Soprano was involved in any way:

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Yasmine Aida Villasana had quite the Memorial Day.

The 22-year-old did her best John Glenn impression when she rocketed her Chevy Impala over the toll booth at Dallas-Forth Worth International Airport.

Villasana, who just finished watching an 18-hour Dukes of Hazard marathon on TV Land while consuming a liter and a half of El Toro Tequila, luckily walked away from the accident with only a broken wrist and video proof that rummaging through your car seats for $1.25 in quarters isn’t so bad after all.

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