With bullshit like Twilight and True Blood for the masses to sink their teeth into it seems that vampires and vampire culture is just about everywhere these days. What has resulted are such horrors as Robert Pattinson becoming a household name; more idiots thinking they’re vampires than ever before; and now, said idiot vampire wannabes causing car wrecks.

Why did the vampire cross the road?

http://www.nbc11news.com/home/headlines/97293489.html

To scare a woman in Grand Junction, Colorado into backing her car into a ditch apparently.

By Kyle Fitzsimmons

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Automotive news out of Blue Springs, Missouri today: A man went to the local Ford dealership to test drive a pick-up truck and left the dealership with three wrecked cars in his wake.

The photo above is proof that some of us just can’t handle pressure situations…or situations that involve using “REVERSE” correctly.

Really the only information available at this time is that he put the car in reverse on accident then hit the gas on accident and somehow managed to crush not one but two Mercury Milans.

No word yet on whether or not Livia Soprano was involved in any way:

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