The Adopt-a-Highway program is a nice little initiative aimed to help clean up the highways criss-crossing our great nation…unless the adopting party also happens to be the NEO-NAZI PARTY!

Yes, the Nazi Party of Colorado has purchased a one-mile stretch of US Highway 85 for what we think of as more of a way to get their name on a sign that thousands upon thousands driver can see everyday and become indoctrinated by, rather than helping to solve the litter problem.

Of course the Colorado Department of Transportation initially refused the Nazi’s generous donation but had to relent when the law, and that lovely little thing known as freedom of spreech, turned out to be on the side of the Hitler lovin’ sons of war.

Yes folks, the Nazis are back and have conquered one mile of Colorado highway. Next…the world!

By K. Fitty Ditty

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