Most of us have seen that classic Seinfeld episode where Kramer accidentally gets the vanity plate of a proctologist that reads “ASS MAN” and is greeted by strangers in the street by his poignant, yet embarrassing new name. However, most vanity plates do not end up in the wrong hands and it is surprising to see just how many people willingly decide to advertise their deepest desires and interests in seven characters.

Very meta

Hey Alanis, remember when you wrote that song about things that aren’t really ironic but are just unfortunate. Maybe you should write another song about the irony of a vanity license plate that reads “BUTUGLY.”

USA! USA! USA! These colors don’t run! USA! USA! USA!

Incredibly inappropriate yet miraculously well played. This will get a laugh from those with a sense of humor yet may still avoid backlash from young children and the naive with their virgin eyes and ears because, after all, a Hummer is only a make of car, right? This guy wanted a Hummer and he got one. That’s all.

“I slang in my white tee, I bang in my white tee / All in the club spitting game in my white tee / I bling in my white tee, serve feigns in my white tee / Getting pulled over and being served an illegal window tint citation in my white tee.”

By K. Fitty Ditty

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