Everybody knows that drinking and driving do not mix. Alcohol literally bludgeons the connectors between your brain and the rest of your body to the point where your recognition, reaction time, and movements all slow down substantially. Take that into consideration when you look at driving as something that requires lightning quick reflexes and the ability to see traffic situations before they develop, and you got problems. Here are a few funny examples (funny because nobody…er almost nobody got hurt) of what can happen if you have one too many drinks then decide to hit the road under the watchful glare of “Big Brother.”

Not only is this woman too drunk to drive but she is too drunk to even follow the simplest of sobriety tests which is shown on COPS reruns everyday.

Everyone says that drunk driving kills others but keep in mind that you are the first to get injured or killed in the case of a drunk driving accident. Or in this guy’s case, helping the officer lay down a strip of tape on the asphalt.

It’s a wonder this gentlemen was even able to open his car door, climb in, start the engine, put it in drive, accelerate, brake, and make it onto the highway. An absolute wonder.

Those should quench your thirst for the next time you consider drinking beyond your limit then getting behind the wheel. Happy driving!

By K. Fitty Ditty

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