Sit back and let your mind drift to a not-so-distant past where the smell of freshly cut grass and sound of children playing radiated through the sun-soaked streets of the neighborhood you grew up in as a child. School was out and the only worry you had was when the ice cream truck would makes its rounds through your area each day and whether or not you would be able to pinpoint its location based on that familiar little jingle.

The pleasant little tune playing from a Good Humor truck plastered with tantalizing pictures of the sweet and refreshingly cold treats held within is something we can all smile about.

This, however, is a different story:

A pedophile driving around in a conversion van playing a tune possibly composed on Satan’s Casio is not where you want your kids getting their summer ice cream from. You know, with Hollywood’s inclination in remaking (and butchering) every classic horror movie ever made how about an original idea for once.

The Ice Cream Man: “He’ll Make You Scream For Ice Cream!”

By K. Fitty Ditty

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