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	<title>Auto Fun Digest - SpeedUpTraffic.org &#187; Why You Shouldn&#8217;t Speed</title>
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		<title>Missouri Man Doesn&#8217;t Understand Difference Between Pick-Up Truck And Monster Truck</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Jun 2010 21:21:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>K. Fitty Ditty</dc:creator>
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Automotive news out of Blue Springs, Missouri today: A man went to the local Ford dealership to test drive a pick-up truck and left the dealership with three wrecked cars in his wake.
The photo above is proof that some of us just can&#8217;t handle pressure situations&#8230;or situations that involve using &#8220;REVERSE&#8221; correctly.
Really the only information [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Tasered After Car Jacking A Police Car While Nude: One Utah Woman&#8217;s Monday Morning</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Jun 2010 20:55:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>K. Fitty Ditty</dc:creator>
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Sylvina Beagley is not your typical Utahn. Utah is typically associated with white bread Mormon folk who refrain from pre-marital sex, go on missions, and read the Bible. Hell, you can kicked out of college there just for fraternizing with the opposite sex. That is why it is so alarming to read about Beagley&#8217;s wild [...]]]></description>
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		<title>As Long As Nobody Got Seriously Hurt: 34 Low-Speed Chinese Car Crashes</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Jun 2010 21:15:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>K. Fitty Ditty</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Despite our reservations in reinforcing the stereotype of Asians as terrible, horrible, no good drivers: here is a collection of 34 low-speed collisions caught by CCTV cameras.







www.youtube.com/watch?v=QESfEd180rQ
So whether you&#8217;re a motorist, biker, or pedestrian, keep your head on a swivel and foot/hand/mind on the brake.
By Kyle Fitzsimmons
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		<title>Truck Driver Ignores Road Sign In Classic Case Of &#8216;I Got This&#8230;&#8217;</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Jun 2010 20:07:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>K. Fitty Ditty</dc:creator>
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Evidently &#8220;The Way of the Road&#8221;&#8211;in addition to urinating in empty milk jugs and accompanying ladies of the night&#8211;also entails overestimating one&#8217;s driving skills.


By Kyle Fitzsimmons
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		<title>Woman&#8217;s Plan To Bypass Pesky Toll Booth Fees Needs Some Work</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Jun 2010 15:49:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>K. Fitty Ditty</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Yasmine Aida Villasana had quite the Memorial Day.

The 22-year-old did her best John Glenn impression when she rocketed her Chevy Impala over the toll booth at Dallas-Forth Worth International Airport.







www.youtube.com/watch?v=tWk4MCQaHrc
Villasana, who just finished watching an 18-hour Dukes of Hazard marathon on TV Land while consuming a liter and a half of El Toro Tequila, luckily [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Citizen&#8217;s Arrest At Waffle House Leads To Impromptu Car Surfing</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Jun 2010 15:22:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>K. Fitty Ditty</dc:creator>
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Citizen&#8217;s arrest, Waffle House, and car surfing are three phrases this writer never thought he would ever use in the same sentence but life is funny like that.
A Tennessee man was enjoying a cup of coffee and a cigarette at the local Waffle House when he noticed a teenager attempting the ol&#8217; dine and dash. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Surprise, Surprise: Driver Of BMW 335i Is A Raging D-Bag</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Jun 2010 15:14:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>K. Fitty Ditty</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Cruising through the beautiful Northern California countryside on Memorial Day weekend should be a tranquil and peaceful experience. Someone forgot to tell that to this rage fueled driver of a BMW 335i who took exception to the driver of a MazdaSpeed3 following him at a safe and respectable distance while also maintaining a healthy speed.
Apparently [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Cell Phones = No Car Crashes &#8211; NOT &#8211; But I Got Some Cheap Auto Insurance Quotes &amp; A Laugh!</title>
		<link>http://www.speeduptraffic.org/car-crash-videos/cell-phones-no-car-crashes-not-but-i-got-some-cheap-auto-insurance-quotes-a-laugh/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Feb 2010 02:21:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>J Bone</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ok, so I find it unbearably funny, that people still don&#8217;t understand why it&#8217;s important to drive safely.  Now, understandably, there are people who can reserve the right to drive any way they choose, however, as many of our posts have covered&#8230;.MOST people should think twice before getting behind the wheel.  Let alone owning and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Rey Maualuga Drives A 2003 Pontiac Sunfire!? Oh, And He Was Convicted Of A DUI</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 29 Jan 2010 18:14:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>K. Fitty Ditty</dc:creator>
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Rey Maualuga, stud linebacker for the 2009 AFC North Champion, Cincinnati Bengals was arrested while driving his 2003 Pontiac Sunfire earlier this morning! No, he was not arrested for driving a seven year old Pontiac although that might just be a crime in the fraternity of professional athletes. He was, however, arrested for driving under [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Don&#8217;t Anger Randy Sipple Of Boone County, Ohio</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 19 Jan 2010 22:14:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>K. Fitty Ditty</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[News out of America&#8217;s heartland (Ohio) today: A 48-year-old man by the name of Randy Sipple was charged with something known as &#8220;wanton endangerment&#8221; when he threw a pick axe through a woman&#8217;s window.
This is Randy:

And this is what &#8216;ol Randy did:

Now, we&#8217;ve all experienced road rage in one form another. Some of us let [...]]]></description>
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