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	<title>Auto Fun Digest - SpeedUpTraffic.org &#187; K. Fitty Ditty</title>
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		<title>Happy 4th Of July Weekend From SpeedUpTraffic.org!</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 02 Jul 2010 20:49:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>K. Fitty Ditty</dc:creator>
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Ring in America&#8217;s birthday the only way she&#8217;ll allow: with ice cold beer, grilled meats, and LOUD COLORFUL EXPLOSIONS!
God Bless The U.S. of A.!
By Kyle Fitzsimmons
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		<title>Woman Crashes Car, Blames It On The Vampire</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Jun 2010 21:33:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[With bullshit like Twilight and True Blood for the masses to sink their teeth into it seems that vampires and vampire culture is just about everywhere these days. What has resulted are such horrors as Robert Pattinson becoming a household name; more idiots thinking they&#8217;re vampires than ever before; and now, said idiot vampire wannabes [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Missouri Man Doesn&#8217;t Understand Difference Between Pick-Up Truck And Monster Truck</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Jun 2010 21:21:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>K. Fitty Ditty</dc:creator>
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Automotive news out of Blue Springs, Missouri today: A man went to the local Ford dealership to test drive a pick-up truck and left the dealership with three wrecked cars in his wake.
The photo above is proof that some of us just can&#8217;t handle pressure situations&#8230;or situations that involve using &#8220;REVERSE&#8221; correctly.
Really the only information [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Tasered After Car Jacking A Police Car While Nude: One Utah Woman&#8217;s Monday Morning</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Jun 2010 20:55:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>K. Fitty Ditty</dc:creator>
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Sylvina Beagley is not your typical Utahn. Utah is typically associated with white bread Mormon folk who refrain from pre-marital sex, go on missions, and read the Bible. Hell, you can kicked out of college there just for fraternizing with the opposite sex. That is why it is so alarming to read about Beagley&#8217;s wild [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Dog vs. Car Finally Has A Different Outcome</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Jun 2010 21:19:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>K. Fitty Ditty</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[






www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZzx9-sS3xY
It&#8217;s refreshing to see that despite a hundred years of getting knocked around (literally) by the automobile, The Canines have finally put one up on the board against The American Drivers.
Next week they will likely continue their dominance against The Mail Men.
By Kyle Fitzsimmons
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		<title>Russian Drawbridge Shows Off Its Impressive Girth</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Jun 2010 21:24:01 +0000</pubDate>
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Its turn ons include idling clusters of small cars and tugboats with a 20 foot clearance.
By Kyle Fitzsimmons
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		<title>As Long As Nobody Got Seriously Hurt: 34 Low-Speed Chinese Car Crashes</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Jun 2010 21:15:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>K. Fitty Ditty</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Despite our reservations in reinforcing the stereotype of Asians as terrible, horrible, no good drivers: here is a collection of 34 low-speed collisions caught by CCTV cameras.







www.youtube.com/watch?v=QESfEd180rQ
So whether you&#8217;re a motorist, biker, or pedestrian, keep your head on a swivel and foot/hand/mind on the brake.
By Kyle Fitzsimmons
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		<title>Truck Driver Ignores Road Sign In Classic Case Of &#8216;I Got This&#8230;&#8217;</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Jun 2010 20:07:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>K. Fitty Ditty</dc:creator>
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Evidently &#8220;The Way of the Road&#8221;&#8211;in addition to urinating in empty milk jugs and accompanying ladies of the night&#8211;also entails overestimating one&#8217;s driving skills.


By Kyle Fitzsimmons
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		<title>BP Also Responsible For Largest Coffee Spill In U.S. History</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Jun 2010 16:10:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>K. Fitty Ditty</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Because it&#8217;s Monday and you haven&#8217;t heard enough about BP and spills lately:
We all know that BP is responsible for the largest oil spill in U.S. history but they are also champions of another kind of spill.







www.youtube.com/watch?v=2AAa0gd7ClM
Stay greasy, America.
By Kyle Fitzsimmons
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		<title>Batman Leaves Gotham City To Fry The Biggest Fish Of Them All: Michigan</title>
		<link>http://www.speeduptraffic.org/hot-car-pics/batman-leaves-gotham-city-to-fry-the-biggest-fish-michigan/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Jun 2010 17:56:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>K. Fitty Ditty</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Okay, maybe not the actual Batman, but the state of Michigan will take all the help it can get and if that comes in the form of a renegade impostor named Gabe then bring on the Bat!
Gabe bought a beat up 1994 Pontiac Grand Am from Dave&#8217;s Towing in Ann Arbor, Mich. that looked exactly like this:

With [...]]]></description>
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